sheela-na-giggles replied to your post: If I started…

i would. i would unfollow it and refollow it like 10 times because it sounds so awesome

An example:

Dear Comaboy, I think I may have genital warts… wut du? 

Signed - Itchy Crotch

Dear Itchy Crotch, what you need to do is find a cheese grater. With great force, rub the genital warts across the grater. Viola, GONE!!!