January 2012
I'm pretty sure...
that Jake Walden has autism or aspergers… or something like that.
Jan 1st
Look kid...
you MAY be in the 5th grade and already “know” that you shouldn’t drink and drive - but you haven’t even had the chance to try it yet.
Jan 1st
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"Don't bring me loaves and fishes, bring me my...
Jan 1st
December 2011
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 29th
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i made a new friend on the plane
ripkamsud: dis us this us actin crazy smooches to u hataz ewwww y’all ugly dis us sleep of course we cute we black I MUS TELL DA WURL!!!
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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elvesandgnomes replied to your post: How do I… such a beautiful song. I especially love it because no one has an answering machine anymore. Well, we have voicemail… which is pretty much the same thing… but yeah, no more answering machines. 
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
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How do I...
say I love you to an answering machine? How do I… say goodnight to an answering machine?
Dec 28th
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I'm fucking beat...
feels good, man.
Dec 28th
Dec 28th
The last pic...
was from earlier today.
Dec 28th
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Dec 28th
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I never knew...
Mr. Monk has prosthetic legs.
Dec 27th
After...
99 weeks of unemployment - I’m going back to the workforce tomorrow. Thanks gubbmint for all dat free monies.
Dec 27th
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Dec 26th
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Dec 26th
If...
Dr. Cuddy says its cool… who am I to complain?
Dec 25th
If...
Mariska Hargitay says so… WHO am I to argue?
Dec 25th
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We ask...
what’s wrong with Germany for liking “The Hoff”… when we should be asking… what’s wrong with US for liking him in the first place…
Dec 25th
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God...
I HATE to admit it.
Dec 25th
Hey tumblr...
I’m getting stoned. Woooo!
Dec 25th
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All I want for Christmas is a blow job.
Dec 25th
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Dear kids getting your first tattoo...
here’s a good way to look at it… imagine how you’ll feel about it in 10 years… you can’t? Well, think about what you liked 10 years ago. Would you want that tattooed on your body?
Dec 25th
Satan escapes from Hell...
You worried, bro?
Dec 25th
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Dec 25th
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Dec 24th
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Dec 23rd
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Dec 22nd
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I gots more bitches than a puppy mill.
Dec 21st
Well...
mother fuck me… I am out of disk space… all of these TV shows = 100 gigs. 
Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Dec 21st
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Every fucking ounce...
weighs like…
Dec 20th
My brain just...
thought… “I gotta piss like a piss horse” and I was funny. Cuz I’m high.
Dec 20th
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Dec 20th
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Dec 19th
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
I would like to thank...
Hollywood… for paying people millions of dollars to make movies that tell us that making money makes you unhappy and evil.
Dec 19th
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Dec 19th
Needs more...
“magical negroes”.
Dec 18th
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#L
#O
Dec 18th
Dec 17th
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Those jeans must be "you" shaped...
I bet they’d fit me real good…
Dec 17th
It's long way down...
It can be die.
Dec 17th
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Dec 17th